Amator Profesionist

A comparison between going zombie in Urban Dead and sex:

• it’s fun
• before you do it, it’s huge; after you’ve tried it, it’s not that big a deal
• you’re not very good at it initially, but you get better with eXPerience
• sometimes you get unexpectedly shot down
• sometimes you get lucky
• you’re better at it if you start doing it sooner rather than later
• sometimes you go at it alone, sometimes in a group. sometimes in a LARGE group
• it’s fun!
• there are people who do it all the time, there are people that have to be coherced into it
• the first time you do it, you stand a better chance if you use your hands
• strange interjections are exchanged and ejaculation is involved